tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1928220155801373116.post1334523476457717793..comments2023-06-21T03:38:19.277-07:00Comments on This Is Going To Work: I'm literally dying...Alison Royerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00326294627372583141noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1928220155801373116.post-31778998088059333302012-06-18T06:12:00.022-07:002012-06-18T06:12:00.022-07:00Hey, I've been vegan before, a vegetarian most...Hey, I've been vegan before, a vegetarian most of my life and I am an avid smoker, and I mean avid! And I have a taste for hypodermics like you wouldn't believe-so stop with the excuses! I will gladly shoot you up in the stomach if you can't stomach it, lemme know.<br />Based on the clues I have given you, do you know who this is? Hint: south side!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1928220155801373116.post-17331461749695471882012-04-30T22:00:58.162-07:002012-04-30T22:00:58.162-07:00Dear Allison.
I am a life coach. Nevermind the fa...Dear Allison.<br /><br />I am a life coach. Nevermind the fact that my own life is in shambles, or that I'm posting this comment on my iPhone from a hole in the wall bar, or that I just blew a guy in the bathroom, or that my crystal meth cooking ex boyfriend is probably waiting for me in my single room filthy apartment that sits a top a pawn shop. I know what I'm doing with your life. I think you have all the pieces of the puzzle, but you just haven't put them together yet. So here is my "suggestion." Become vegan, move to KY (begin judging gays on the way with a bible in your lap) get the job at the brewery, get knocked up, find a yoga instructor pronto, then leave your family. After the emotional scarring of course. Enyhew....that's what I would do. That'll be $150.Life Coachnoreply@blogger.com